AniTAY, I Present to You Tatsuyism

Over the course of the day, we have seen the seeping of the World Order, infesting AniTAY with its false accusations of the mind of Dex, the -dere Cabinet, TVTropes, and that one... harem girl... I forgot. But whatever. I present to you the most comprehensive religion of ALL MANKIND: TATSUYISM.

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Tatsuyism is based around the fact that our lord, Shiba Tatsuya, is the ONE TRUE GOD, without any DEFILERS or OPPOSERS. If one does not follow the teaching of Tatsuya, they will be banished into the realm of Aldnoah.Zero for the rest of the anime season. The teachings of Tatsuya are the following:

Tatsuya died for your sins. Tatsuya, our one true leader, has died for the sins of all mankind and animekind. From Shinji's whining to Inaho's autism, Tatsuya has died for them all, and their sins are forgiven. Granted, Tatsuya has risen to DIVINE POWER via this method, and proposes it to all of animekind to join him in the court of heavens.

None must idolize Tatsuya except for his sister, Miyuki. Tatsuya is a divine figure who must not be replicated in any way. If any part of him is blasted or burst into heresy, he shalt be BANISHED INTO ALDNOAH.ZERO FOR THE REST OF THE ANIME SEASON. The only one who can worship his name and idolize him is his sister/girlfriend, Miyuki. They are clearly the only two who can rule this stained universe, and bless it with Tatsuya's divine light.

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Anyone by the name of Dexomega shall repeal thine religion at once. Tatsuyism can only be the one true belief, obliterating all others in Tatsuya's radiance. None must defile him; they are the work of Makoto, the devil. Believers of Tatsuyism believe that Dexomega is the reincarnation of Makoto, and that he must be BANISHED INTO ALDNOAH.ZERO FOR THE REST OF THE ANIME SEASON.

AS TATSUYA REIGNS OVER MAL, ANITAY, AND ALL OTHER BLOGS, IT IS OUR TIME TO FINISH THIS! THE WAR ON THE WORLD ORDER HAS BEGUN, AND WE NEED TROOPS! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

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WE SHALL BANISH THE INCARNATION OF MAKOTO TO THE DEPTHS OF ALDNOAH.ZERO, NO, TO THE REALM OF BOKU NO PICO TO DROWN IN THE POOLS OF SHOTAS! RALLY THE TROOPS, FOR TODAY, WE GO TO WAR!

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